President Fixes NSA Privacy Issues

The president announced yesterday that he had no idea his NSA was doing naughty things but he fixed it anyway.

The President Is All Ears

The Barack Obama was elected president, American commedians said there was nothing about the new president that was funny. Well, maybe only his ears. Obama himself said he "is all ears." Little did we know. People said they wanted a president that would listen to them, and now we have one.

Perhaps Ernest Hemingway set the theme when he said, "I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully."