United Becoming Untied

We know this:

The next time they ask for volunteers, you’re going to see people move faster than the babysitter’s boyfriend when the car pulls up.

Russian Hackers Disrupt New Years

Singers have lip synced for years but sometimes it becomes obvious at the worst possible time (remember Beyoncé lip syncing through Obama's inauguration?).

But as 2016 gasped its final seconds, including its very last leap second, the country was subjected to a new national nightmare.

Whether it was a publicity grabbing event by either side or just another 2016 SNAFU, the event can be blamed on the cause-de-jour - Russian Hacking!

Those dread Russian Hackers, led by their Dobby look alike Vlad The Impaler-Emailer Putin.

Could it be? Stay tuned to the WikiLeaks in 6 months to find out what really went down behind the scenes.